You’re not going to Blitzkrieg on wine and mushrooms.

Roderick on the Line, “Wrobbie Wrist”

I like that you see the world for the shitshow it is, but that just makes you shovel harder.

Brockmire, “Winning Streak”

I’m just a lesbian with cats. What’s happening?

Top Scallops, “Inadequate on Every Level”

It is foolishness and a public madness to fill the cupboards with clothing and allow people who are created in God’s image and likeness to stand naked and trembling with cold, so that they can hardly hold themselves upright. Yes, you say, he is cheating and he is only pretending to be weak and trembling.

John Chrysostom, “Homilies on Corinthians, 21”

Rands in Repose, “Leadership Comes from Everywhere”

Leaders have vision: They can explain an ambitious and seemingly unattainable goal.

Leaders are strategic: They can explain the steps necessary to achieve that vision.

Leaders are tactical: They can decompose a strategy into a series of logical actions that will achieve each step.

Preacher, “El Valero”

Jesse: You dug out of hell with your bare hands?
Eugene: It’s not that far.

Pope Francis criticized Catholics leading a “double life”—those who boast they are “very Catholic” yet fail to pay their workers a fair wage.

Doug Stranglin, “Pope Denounces Catholics Who Lead a ‘Double Life’”

Equality feels like oppression to the privileged.

Justin Simien

Terrorism is strategically a mere nuisance, and in terms of your personal threat level it is statistically irrelevant … yet terrorism gets as much media attention today as the threat of a global nuclear war got back in the Cold War.

Gwynne Dyer, “Doomsday Deferred”