Angry man say “dangity-dang”,
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He’s not crescent fresh!
His whole life’s a mess!

Angry dude with many tattoos,
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He’s not crescent fresh!
His short life’s a mess!

Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite, and
Nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They’re so crescent fresh!
Super cres at best!

Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, oh
He's so crescent fresh!
Super cres at best!

He’s crescent fresh!

Fourteen states had new voting restrictions in place for the first time in a presidential election, and twenty have had such restrictions put in place since 2010. These include strict photo-ID requirements, cutbacks in early voting and new restrictions on registration. Other states are resisting efforts that would make voting easier with same-day, online and motor-voter registration.

Dana Milbank, “The Election Really Was Rigged”

Comedy Wildlife Photo Finalists

When you step into the voting booth, you’re not voting for a candidate, at least not primarily for her. You are voting to protect twenty million newly-insured people under health reform. You’re voting for the single mom in Texas who has an unintended pregnancy, the child in Little Village whose parents need humane immigration policies, the disabled man who needs decent medical and social services, the little girl in Bangladesh whose village may someday be submerged if we don’t address to climate change. We’re not voting “for” [the candidates], or at least primarily for them. This election is not about expressing our personal identities and tribal affinities as voters, either. It’s about millions of people who have real things to lose if we elect the wrong person.

Harold Pollack, “When You Vote, It’s Not About You or Your Preferred Candidate”

So we typed the L, and we say, “Did you get the L?” He says, “Got the L”.”Did you get the O”? “Got the O”. “Got the “G”? Crash! The SRI computer crashed. So the first message ever on the Internet was “Lo”. As in “Lo and Behold.” We couldn’t have anticipated a shorter, more prophetic, more succinct message than “Lo.”

Leonard Kleinrock

One of the things they love the most about their guy is that they see him as honest—as someone who always tells them what he really thinks. And that’s not wholly wrong. The mistake is confusing Trump’s sincerity for trustworthiness.

Slacktivist, “The Emotional Integrity of a Sincere Liar”

A Science-Based Technique for Seasoning Cast Iron

Empower International Ministries

Holy Antediluvian Jesus!