Angry man say “dangity-dang”,
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He’s not crescent fresh!
His whole life’s a mess!

Angry dude with many tattoos,
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He’s not crescent fresh!
His short life’s a mess!

Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite, and
Nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They’re so crescent fresh!
Super cres at best!

Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, oh
He's so crescent fresh!
Super cres at best!

He’s crescent fresh!