Jerry Pournelle and Larry Niven, Lucifer’s Hammer

Gillcuddy: But there's places I'd rather be.
Tim: Sure, the Savoy Hotel in London. With Eileen. That's what I want.
Mark: And Hugo wants the Shire back.
Hugo: No. No, I want civilization. I want a hot car and some practice talking a cop out of giving me a ticket. I want Gone With The Wind on a noncommercial channel, no interruptions. I want dinner at Mon Grenier restaurant with a woman who can't spell “ecology” but she’s read the Kama Sutra.
Mark: And spotted the mistakes.